Tag: humor
member name: Sandra Creason
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November 24, 2007 12:49 PM EST --
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin . . .
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October 01, 2007 01:51 AM EDT --
Today alone, I've had to tighten two doorknobs, board up a busted window, and re-lay a portion of carpet.
Yesterday, I had to reassemble a remote-control Lightning McQueen, remove a poptart from the . . .
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November 20, 2007 09:06 AM EST --
I love Christmas. I love shopping for my girls for Christmas - and I usually spend entirely too much on shiny, blinky, noisy toys that my girls either don't play with, or break before the end . . .
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August 18, 2008 11:27 AM EDT --
I homeschooled my oldest daughter last year, but with the divorce and everything that's been going on I had to enroll both my girls in school this year - one in Kindergarten, the other in . . .
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November 17, 2007 09:48 PM EST --
I wrote about this originally in my blog (Conspiracy Theories From the Reality Challenged), where I'd mentioned in previous posts that my hubby had gotten duped into adopting a new puppy, and . . .
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November 24, 2008 12:15 AM EST --
A good friend of mine once told me that showers were the cure-all for just about anything.
Got a headache? Take a shower. Stressed? Take a shower. Got mid-terms? Take a shower. Diagnosed with some . . .
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August 11, 2008 12:16 AM EDT --
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. "
- Bill Cosby
"The difference . . .
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November 24, 2008 12:49 AM EST --
First of all, I bet you're wondering what the title of this post has to do with karaoke. Simple - absolutely nothing, I just think it's funny.
I once heard that the word "karaoke" . . .
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December 17, 2008 11:42 PM EST --
Ever been curious about the origins of the traditional angel tree topper?
Here you go, I got this in an email - a bit of Christmas humor for my Gather friends :)
When four of Santa's elves got . . .
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January 13, 2009 07:08 PM EST --
My boyfriend is a human garbage disposal. I'm not kidding - he eats every couple of hours, pretty much whatever he wants, and never gains an ounce.
...but just watching him eat makes me gain . . .
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November 21, 2007 02:16 PM EST --
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. . . .
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August 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT --
I'm not sure if I'm the "cool aunt," or if I've unwittingly nominated myself family babysitter, but I've had a substantial rise in visits from my nieces and nephews in the past . . .
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August 10, 2008 11:02 PM EDT --
No, really.
That's not a typo, I really meant "psychic," not "psychotic."
Why? Allow me to explain.
It could be the psychosis of parenthood or sleep deprivation, . . .
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September 29, 2007 07:41 PM EDT --
I had the best Dad in the world. He was kind, strong, supportive, witty, and intelligent - unfortunately, like most 13 year old girls, I was too caught up in my own self - image to notice. . . .
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October 27, 2007 04:26 AM EDT --
My friend lamented to me a while back about her own personal sock monster, that lives behind the dryer and eats socks when she's not looking (always only half of a pair, of . . .
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November 17, 2008 07:46 PM EST --
My sister forwarded this to me, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share : )
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
* Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by . . .
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